social-capitalist

A person or organization that specializes in the success or increase of other human beings.

I enlisted the services of a social-capitalist to connect me with resources.

by Ferdie Birdie May 9, 2018

Social Capital Distribution

Genuine relationships that can be leveraged for either personal or professional gains.

Carly has a high level of social capital distribution because she is related to Instagram's top Influencer and dates a backup dancer for Beyoncé

by livejoyful August 6, 2018

Market capitalist system

It is a system that is free without much government intervention and promotes wealth creation based on the vagaries of the market

When there is no government running then the market capitalist system exists

by Ziad K Abdelnour September 18, 2018

Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person

Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism

by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019

Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020

Absolute Capital

Absolute Capital - Slang compound word referring to high amounts of wealth usually owned by a person or a company, that often used to describe the amount of money someone is generating off of an action or product.

Jack's making absolute capital off of making homemade RPGs and selling them to children.

by NiggyNiggyMyNigga April 28, 2020

darawiish capital

A darawiish capital is a city that is central to dhulbahante

the darawiish capital

by khatumo October 30, 2020