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apple family

a family which only uses Mac computers
son "hey dad can i get a windows computer"

dad " sorry son we are an apple family"
by wh1tet1m October 28, 2014
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Apple chimi

An apple chimi is similar to a blumpkin. While someone(male) is on a toilet his female partner has the male place his penis in her asshole while having intercourse the male begins to deficate into the toilet. While the male is deficating the female urinates at the same time while having anal sex and that is an apple chimi.
"Wow nick i cant believe you did an apple chimi with your cousin."

"Sally its my birthday and all i want is an apple chimi."

"One time when i was detoxing and havent taken a shit in a week a girl i met in rehab gave me an apple chimi."
by Fight club fam August 7, 2016
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Wizard Apple

An apple that falls from the tree and lands in the Lake of Merlin. Being engulfed by the water of Lake Merlin, transcends the apple into a mystical magical warrior. This warrior fears nothing but the evil Grapefruit, which has the ability to drain the mighty Wizard Apple of all his powers.
Matt Repollet- Original Wizard Apple

Shout outs to Frosted Flakes and that one Crest Sparkling Toothpaste.
by Boonzing May 26, 2011
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apple garbage

Apple garbage is when you eat so many apples that you shit a whole apple often times your asshole explodes and bleeds profusely
Bitch I just ate so many apples that I got mad apple garbage d
by Jstu November 14, 2017
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spiny apple

Hi can i get some spiny apple asked josh
Ya here is some spiny apple said ciara
by Joshua🍍 June 7, 2016
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sauce of apples

when applesauce isn't cool enough.
Bob: pass the sauce of apples.
Joe: ok.
by mr. potato December 31, 2012
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Apple Thumb

An osteoarthritic condition in the thumbs created by excessive typing on iPad and iPhone touchscreen keyboards.
My Apple Thumbs are killing me. I was up texting friends on Facebook until 2am this morning.
by The British Are Coming August 30, 2013
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