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Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022
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Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.
by Mountain Life December 5, 2022
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Brokenated

The act of feeling disrepect from an inanimate object that no longer functions as prescribed.
JA MAL... JAMAL... EH. My iPod is brokenated, dis a long ass flight and I gots to be able to listen to my mothef*%n Chingy!!
by Scott872004 August 30, 2010
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Broken Package

Meaning he or she is impotent or barren.
Melissa cannot have children as she has a broken package!
by The Ink Man September 23, 2017
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Broken Arrow

When my curved penis gets stuck in a stuffed animal while making amateur porn and bends even more. Do much that I can cum in my own mouth. As I suck my own cock, the strain, breaks it in two.
by HiAnton March 6, 2022
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broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.
Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.
by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011
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Broken Jukebox

A Broken Jukebox is basically just code words for blowjob or a BJ.
friend 1: My mom gave my dad a bj...

friend 2:Let's all not think negative, bj stands for Broken Jukebox.

(this was how the word was invented)
by Akward Ari June 9, 2010
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