Pudding Bonker

When two or more guys gather to have an orgy only using themselves and pudding cups. Mainly found in people that can't get a date, are too nerdy, or live at home with seven cats.

Guy1: "Dude, I can't find a date for Prom. I'm afraid if I don't go with anyone, I won't get lucky either."

Guy2: "Same here, so lets go have a Pudding Bonker with some other guys!"

Guy1: "Ok!"

by Supa Trupa March 16, 2010

cock blocker

Cock is another word for penis & normally when you 'block' something you are either stopping something, or preventing something from happening. the term is normally used when you a preventing someone from having sex.

mike..."i am so fuck off right now"

mikes friend..."why"
mike..."i were getting to know some hot chick last night and she were getting all up on me, then peter walked in the room and then this hot chick got up and walked off"
mikes firend..."wow peter is a total cock blocker"

by duttyriddem July 19, 2010

Talk-Blocker

Someone, usually an intern or less gifted coworker, who doesn't stop talking to a colleague or superior about a topic you wish to speak about, but because they sound pathetic and annoying, you realize you can't possibly jump in the conversation or follow up without also sounding annoying, even when you know your are smarter, more relevant and usually better looking. And thus your talk has been blocked.

Say your new to a job and want to make an impression to your new boss, so you get ready to talk to them about something you really know, and then this older intern who was hired to organize folders on the servers and punch holes in paper, starts blabbing about the same thing to your boss, and you see they want to run away, and you're like oh shit, I can't follow that or the boss will hate me too. Damn you talk-blocker, damn you. Of course you realize you are getting paid and he is not, so that's cool.

by chefboyari March 28, 2011

hooker booker

The person responsible for managing check-ins at a brothel.

I told the hooker booker that I'd go with the girl with the biggest knockers for an hour.

by Francesco Saline September 29, 2012

Voyeur Blocker

The little cover you put over your webcam to stop hackers from spying on you.

He hacked her webcam, but he couldn’t see anything because she had her voyeur blocker up.

by Judas Cross March 20, 2020

Liam Beckermann

Liam is a good Rocket League player. He is goatey shmoaty. He is in C2. Imma go play with rn.

Liam Beckermann is the best Rocket League player ever!

by Mysterymansirrr November 18, 2020

Caller ID Blocker

a person so paranoid about revealing their information or identity or being phone screened that they block their caller id so you are almost forced into taking their phone call or ignoring their phone call. Either that or youre getting a call from a bill collector!

Uncle Carmine: Omg Barbie Q, can you believe baby girl is calling me on the otherline blocking her caller-id, like im not going to know its her?

Barbie Q: yeah, she's such a caller ID blocker, i hate when she does that to me, so i igonore her calls anyway, then she wonders why we dont talk!

Uncle Carmine: she's such a diva, shes paranoid!

by Zio Carmine aka Don Gesu September 14, 2011