three rivers tx

Small south Texas town with nothing going on except a smelly gas refinery. Highlight is school sports, hunting & fishing. Choke Canyon Lake located on the outskirts of town...probably named from the choking smell of the refinery. Very little to see or do.
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by tamtam24 February 04, 2010
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Fox River Grove

One of the coolest towns there is, smaller than 7 by 7 miles. The best people live there. A Chicago suburb. Try finding it on the map, it's nearly impossible. In Illinois.
Person 1: Dude, what did we just go through?

Person 2: That was fucking Fox River Grove, coolest town there is!
by Grover~Baby June 04, 2011
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river valley pedicure

Cumming on a beautiful blond woman's toes.
Boo wanted to make a fantasy of mine come true so she let me cum on her toes and we called it a River valley pedicure.
by SeaOfPurple July 02, 2015
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Yellow River Dam

Fingering a chick while she's pissing.
Guy 1: I can't believe Andrew fingered that drunk chick while she was peeing.
Guy 2: ahhh the I'm yellow river dam?
by Frank_Xanatra January 05, 2018
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Wabash River Snake

The act of using a frothy mix of semen and raw sewage water from the Wabash River as a lubricant during anal sex, resulting in the contraction of AIDS or other STDs.
Jammy, I pulled an old Wabash River Snake on some chick yesterday!
by xXMETALXx November 09, 2012
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Mississippi River Bluff

A poker technique commonly employed by poker players at Casinos in Biloxi, Philadelphia, and New Orleans. In order for a bluff to be considered a Mississippi River bluff, the following criterion must be satisfied:

1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.
I can't believe that fish called my Mississippi River bluff with only top pair!
by zeesubalpha April 08, 2011
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Shediac River Special

A Shediac River Special is to recieve a blowjob when smoking a marijuana joint and drinking a beer while driving on a Shediac River dirt road.
Man #1: Hey man i recieved the greatest Shediac River Special last night! Man #2 : What kind of beer was it? Man #1: Budweiser of course.
by dandelariver420 August 19, 2018
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