Bald Pussy

A sweet, tasty, beautiful art of perfection for presenting a perfect ready to eat pussy.

Kisding my quivering, wet girlfriends' Bald Pussy makes me cum like a river.

by Emmawatsonspussy August 1, 2024

Bald

When a person does not want to do something or attend something

Mike: I tryna go to the party at 8

John: I’m kinda tired I’m probably gonna bald

Another example:

Mike: you wanna go swimming?
John:nah I’m bald

by MattM. June 16, 2023

Bald

Bald means you don’t touch grass and don’t shower for 10 days and sweat in a baking chair

Ian your bald for not showering this week. Go outside and touch grass,

by Sodie man December 28, 2021

Bald

Someone who plays too much of semi popular 2d battle royale, Surviv.io

"Dang Generator played 17 hours of Surviv this week."

"Yea, they're so bald.

by Mario X January 25, 2021

mentally bald

when people are funny, they can't have anything on their heads so when they are being funny they are mentally bald.

Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson make a good comedy pairing because they're both mentally bald as well.

by Pneumococcal0 April 15, 2025

the bald squad

the best trio on armyblink twt

the bald squad is funny asf

by my name starts with a N October 27, 2020

Bald

Unless you are an air bender named aang you look ugly as a bladie

Look at that bald guy

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020