BACON SOUP

THE TASTIEST SNACK FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY
"YO DUDE,THAT BACON SOUP TASTES DANKKKKKK"
by bacon_soup_advertizer March 26, 2022
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skatin bacon

When a woman's oven is usually wet and you put your meat log in her.
Dude, this broad's oven required no preheating. It was like my custard cannon turned into some skatin bacon.
by Rex Thundershock November 09, 2021
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going bacon

The act of going harder than ham
You think you went ham well Im going bacon.
by batman8813 March 17, 2015
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Bacon Umbrella

A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.
Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.

Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.
by MilkingBerry January 27, 2016
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Bad Bacon

Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!
"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"
by Vengeful Spirit January 12, 2012
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Bacon Syndrome

A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.

Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.

Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Why does he look so punchable right now?

Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.

Well he looks like a jackass.
by JWSM October 26, 2012
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Cave Bacon

"I went down on Shelly last night. She had really nice cave bacon".
by Dede Megapoopoo March 01, 2014
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