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box smasher

A box is aussie slang for a vagina.

Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.
Lachlan: Are you the box smasher I've heard about?
Macca: Nah mate, I'm just the manager.
by TheRealBoxSmasher May 25, 2016
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Box Binder

Panties with a built-in corset apparatus intended to conceal what is often crassly referred to as "fat upper pussy"
"Grandma looks terrific in her new bathing suit! Is she wearing a Box Binder?"

GRANDMA (laughing coquettishly): "I'll never tell!"
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Box Salute

A greeting that was originally created by a cartoonist from Delaware. It is commonly linked with rock music, because both participants use the "Rock On" hand gesture when shouting the finishing line of said salute. The format is as follows:

Person A: Can I get a box salute?
Person B: Sound off like you got a pair!
Both: *shouting in a kiwi or British accent* I... LOVE... BOXES!!
Taylor: Can I get a box salute?
Audience: Sound off like you got a pair!
All: I... LOVE... BOXES!!
by Toaster Girl November 14, 2009
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Mr Box

Some lard gargling, cheese drinking, ass smelling, blob looking, calorie thieving, maccas gorging, Non veggie eating, wide load, hungry hungry hippo, parked bus, salad dodging, butterball headass that cant go up the stairs right.
Guy 1 "Whos that stuggling on the stairs?"
Guy 2 "Its just Mr Box mate."
Guy 1"Ah, BOXY YOUR A FAT CUNT."
by Petrol Inhalor April 4, 2023
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Stank box

A girl with a funky stench coming from between her legs
Damn that Rebecca has quite the stank box

That girl from last night came over, talk about a stank box
by M.Clemens January 16, 2018
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smut box

n: A promiscuous woman or a woman with few sexual inhibitions
My missus can't get enough of it up her shitter, and she's not happy unless I unload all over her face and then slap her tits as she rubs it in. She's such a fucking smut box
by Bert Mandrake January 7, 2011
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penalty box

a) where you don`t want to be when playing hockey
b) a synonym used to define a prison or a mental health institution when speaking to extremely small children.
under definition, if you hang out with the wrong crowd, you`ll some day end up in the penalty box.
by Sexydimma February 18, 2015
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