Aunt Jemima

a woman's period, that time of the month

Aunt Jemima is here, so nothing for you tonight.

by Teddy Bundy July 26, 2006

Aunt Jemima's Gumbo

The grossest, most disgusting sex act so terrible very few people utter the directions of the act, the small community that knows the definition practices before preaching.

"I heard she got a big healthy serving of Aunt Jemima's Gumbo"

"That's disgusting, Todd"

by Misty Johnson February 16, 2008

Aunti Church

In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly

Our Fatty
Who eats unshaven
Hallowed Be thy name
Thy Kingdom ate
The garden gate
on earth as it is at easter
Give us this day our daily macdonalds
and munch out on watercress
or just try to eat less
for eating the kingdom
the cake and the glory
forever and ever Amen.

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Aunt Janie

A very evil, narrowminded person who thinks they are always right.

That Aunt Janie bitch thinks she can tell me what to do.

by Eric Jones August 29, 2008

Aunty Clap

Your mother's sister who get's around.

Dude, your Aunt Millie is a total Aunty Clap!

by Richie.innit September 24, 2009

aunty beth

When your mother or someone like your mother masturbates a friend of yours using the anti-splash method.

Ask your Ma about Aunty Beth

by Coulers January 21, 2017

chicken ants

A delusion of the social drinker, characterized by inside jokes and made up words, stemming from outlandish experiences involving alcohol.
(Origin: drunken fool notices a chicken bone with ants crawling over it, in the spot outside the bar where (s)he just puked.)

Did yoo guythz see thoze chickn antss urr was it jessth me?

She was so trashed last night she was seeing chicken ants.

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003