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anal gape

The results of a wide penis being shoved in a girls asshole. To many, seeing a girl gape adds to the experence of anal sex. Usualy followed by either spitting in it, or blowing you load into it.
after i finished with that slut she had the biggest gapeing asshole. she loved anal, and i loved her anal gape
by diesel.. June 3, 2006
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anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.
My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
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Anal Hero

One who conquers the anus
that anal hero just emerged from the asscrack
by TheSimpleTruth1697 January 8, 2012
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Anal Bisque

Similar to Ball Soup, but this pooling of sweat resides much closer to the aft of the gooch and the anus. Said bisque can provide extreme discomfort and the occasional skid mark.
I swear to little, tiny baby Jesus, this anal bisque I'm sitting is going to kill me.
by Shinigami71 December 10, 2009
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Anal Whisper

I could hear his anal whispers.

The anal whispers were terrible, they snuck out and smelled the place up
by Shirley Jimenez December 15, 2011
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anal passage

the intricate hole in which you feel pleasures to shove large and sexy things to invigorate your senses
YES DADDY YOU CAN SHOVE IT IN MY ANAL PASSAGE
by The Chinese Phuk April 11, 2017
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anal pyro

1. Someone who enjoys farting on a lighter and burning things doing that.
2. Someone who rams there ass into a bon fire, catches their ass on fire then burns down the yard.
3. Someone who thinks he is going to fart on a fire but then he accidently diarreahs all over it causing a huge methane chemical explosion and burning their asshole.
1. Guy 1: "Dude watch this!"
Guy 2:"ok"
*Guy 1 puts lighter by his ass and farts.*
Guy 2:"holy shit! You lit the gas can on fire! You're such an anal pyro!"

2. The anal pyro rammed his ass against the fire. But then his ass caught on fire! He ran in circles but then his corpse fell and lit the yard on fire.

3. Guy 1: "hey im gonna fart on this fire!"
Guy 2: "go ahead."
*Guy 1 pulls down his pants*

First nothing happened but then a gurgling sound was made.

Guy 1: " uh-oh!"
He tried to pull up his pants but then a brown liquid flew all over the fire and farting sounds filled the ear drums of guy 2!
The fire suddenly made a mushroom cloud and guy 1 was incenerated!
Guy 2: you are a stupid anal pyro!
by pspmiles June 29, 2014
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