Stop being such an Oscar Uriqueta dumb hoe
Person 1 to Person 2 That’s such an Oscar Uriqueta thing of you to do (person 1 then barfs)
Person 2 still being an Oscar Uriqueta cause Person 2 is a dumb hoe
Person 1 to Person 2 That’s such an Oscar Uriqueta thing of you to do (person 1 then barfs)
Person 2 still being an Oscar Uriqueta cause Person 2 is a dumb hoe
by currently2:29am June 13, 2020
Get the oscar uriquetamug. An Oscar is usually the quietest boy in the class, but his calming presence provides a type of handsomeness and hotness to him. He also sticks out because of this. Oftenly, he will reject the girls that like him for that one main crush he has. That one main crush is usually a Mikayla because she is so beautiful, pretty, cute and hot. His best friend would either be an Ali, Darren or Jamie. With an Ali, he will exposit about nerdy stuff, with a Darren they will have mischievious fun and with a Jamie they will try to do the best they can education-wise. He is not able to ask girls out though because of his low self-esteem and confidence. And definitely cannot ask Mikayla out because he will reckon that she already has a boyfriend or is just not interested in a relationship. He is actually verbally bullied quite a lot, but is not able to fight back because of his parents' high expectations to not get in big trouble. He has a strong connection with God and Jesus as a Catholic, but wished they could help him out with his problems. He is usually quiet because of his depression. His laugh is ridiculously contagious BTW and philosophies about his purpose in life.
Jamie: Wait, is Oscar asking Mikayla out?
Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.
(Oscar returns)
Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?
Oscar: To ask her out.
(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)
Everyone: So what did she say?
Oscar: I can't say just yet.
Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.
(Oscar returns)
Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?
Oscar: To ask her out.
(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)
Everyone: So what did she say?
Oscar: I can't say just yet.
by User123456778 November 22, 2021
Get the Oscarmug. by Oscar like pippa October 12, 2020
Get the Oscarmug. the gayest mother fucker ever.
people named oscar are probably gonna grow up to be sex offenders.
he would pay to suck cock
people named oscar are probably gonna grow up to be sex offenders.
he would pay to suck cock
person : hey oscar what did you do on the weekend?
oscar: i sucked cock and watched dream #dreamsexual #hatedreamphobes #dreamsexual awareness
oscar: i sucked cock and watched dream #dreamsexual #hatedreamphobes #dreamsexual awareness
by freddy fazballs crusty cvm soc March 22, 2022
Get the oscarmug. El chico más genial que existe y con el peinado más increíble. Siempre se esfuerza por ser lo mejor en lo que hace.
Es una persona valiosa y admirable.
Es una persona valiosa y admirable.
Oscar es el mejor tocando el bajo
by Geliziher November 19, 2023
Get the OSCARmug. by heavycock27 August 5, 2025
Get the oscarmug. An Oscar is the hottest latino ever who may either fuck you so hard you can’t walk or start a coup d’état. He has brown eyes that make every man around him gay, and women faint at his sight.
by Pene-titánico November 4, 2022
Get the Oscarmug.