andre dang

THE SEXIEST HUMAN BEING ALIVE. HE PLAYS VALORANT AND YOU’D THINK HE’D BE A DEGENERATE BUT ACTUALLY HE IS SO SEXY 🥰🥰😍😍😍

boy 1: have you ever fantasized about having gay butt Essex with andre dang
boy 2: obviously who hasn’t smh

andre dang has the nicest body and at this point, it is factual.

by hechali April 29, 2021

Andres

A nigga who will get on your nerves all the god damn time however you just can not leave him alone . A true friend, but he lowkey annoying as hell . This nigga will make you wanna kys but he’s funny tho so you get rid of those nasty thoughts

On god I hate Andres’ dumbass .

by Mrs.Villalpando January 28, 2020

Andre

Andre is easily one of the cringiest names there is, if not the cringiest.

“Did you see Andre today? He was looking very cringey in those grey sweatpants”

by hubert hubie November 13, 2019

Andres

Ugly ass beaver headed boy who likes cat fishing.

Andres is a beaver headed nigga

by Dead Inside Boy March 15, 2020

Andre 3000

A variation on the Andre 3000mL, a running race/drinking game in which the participants run a 3000m race (AKA the "Metric 2-mile") and must finish an entire bottle of Andre 3000 champagne between starting and finishing the race.

"You ever done a Beer Mile?"

"Nah, but I'll whoop your ass in the Andre 3000!"

by stevo5 April 30, 2025

Andre

His words might be confusing at times but when he starts to speak; it's a an expression of truth and heart. His smile so comforting, it radiates a warm energy of peace and comfort. His face so pretty, I can't even explain how I'm in love with it. His choice of emojis so random, it sure will leave you dumb founded. His humor, it's too much, too funny, too smart. His brains, so sexy I'm guessing I'm a sapiosexual. His existence, I anticipate that his absence questions my presence.

I like you, Andre.
I like you a little bit more, Andre

by jaybee 👹 November 23, 2021

Andres

Andres is one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet! He's kind, funny, hot af, and has wonderful manners. He has an old soul and will always rush to your side to help. He holds open doors and pulls out chairs for any girls he meets. He has a regal charm about him that just makes you smile. He's very handsome and flirty. He will protect you no matter what, and will stick up for what he believes in. He cares very deeply for his friends and family, and any girl would be lucky to have an Andres.

Who's that guy over there?
The hot one? That's Andres

Ahh, he's so cute, we should go talk to him.

by Anonymous. July 23, 2019