Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with her

Boy I’m reading for her to take my Alabama hot pocket

by Bigdaddy69420694206942069420 May 13, 2019

alabama crimson tide

The Alabama Crimson Tide football team is one of the oldest programs in the country, starting in 1892. It holds a record 21 SEC championships, and 12 National Championships. The NCAA also recognizes Alabama as National Champions 5 other times. More than 53 bowl appearances, 17 hall-of-famers, 91 All-Americans honored 101 times.

National Champions: 1925, 1926, 1930, 1934, 1941, 1961, 1964, 1965, 1973, 1978, 1979, 1992.
Other National Champions in NCAA record book: 1945, 1962, 1966, 1975, 1977.
Bowl Record: 30 wins, 20 losses, 3 ties.

Note: Alabama defeated Texas Tech, 13-10, in January 2006 for their 30th bowl win - an NCAA record.

Who is the best college team in history? That's right, Alabama Crimson Tide.

by Pirates_ April 19, 2006

University of Alabama

Home of Alabama football and of the most delusional fans in all of sports. ESPN's Pat Forde said it best, "Irrational passion and general delusion don't just drive the bus at Alabama. They drive the wheels off it like Dale Earnhardt."

The mascot for the University of Alabama is clearly an elephant, but they say roll tide.

by Paul is dead and rotten December 7, 2006

alabama sledgehammer

1. The act of ramming one's fist up a partner's anus forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.

Steve: Hey, Greg, why're you limping today?
Greg: Man, Jorge gave me an Alabama Sledgehammer last night, and I can't walk straight...

by Sting0 December 28, 2007

Alabama Hot Pocket

This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.

Jason gave Tak an Alabama Hot Pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.

by Cheatachu655 January 11, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.

"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."

by Dmitri B December 3, 2006

Alabama Lavan

A disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally ejaculating on the cats back. This ejaculate is then rubbed into the fur, causing the cats fur to resemble the hair of the wasteman!

Person A: What did Tom get up to last night?
Person B: I heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an Alabama Lavan!
Person A: That's so wrong!

by Lavan Lovescats June 28, 2008