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nonce

Used as slang for 'paedophile' in the UK.
That old man Nebbercracker across the road is a right nonce.
by pineapple pizza hater October 9, 2021
mugGet the noncemug.

internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.
"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"
by Allah snack at August 20, 2017
mugGet the internet noncemug.

nonce

Another word for unintelligent, stupid, or dumb. Referring to nonsense, someone who's speaking nonsense.
"Anyone who believes nonce means anything sexual, is the true nonce."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."
by softsmeg February 8, 2023
mugGet the noncemug.

Nonce

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“therandomsection on tiktok is a nonce he went out with a 16 year old when he was 21”
by yubo group March 15, 2021
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Nonce

Person 1: Who is Greg Paul
Person 2:...A nonce
by S1lent ツ May 13, 2020
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Nonce

Pauline kerr is a nonce
by Crack head hunter September 1, 2019
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Bike Nonce

It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance

A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
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