Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020

The Jon O

When a man rests one of his balls on the vagina for an extended period of time.

Warning: The Jon O requires exceptional balance.

by Bevan July 20, 2008

Jon Drinks Water

A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.

-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT

by JonDrinksWaterCommenter January 8, 2021

Jon

A weeb

Person 1: hey that guys a weeb
Person 2: yeah a total Jon

by Definitelyethan September 8, 2020

Jon Eng

A man from Delaware.

Sam is bein a real Jon Eng right now.

by Michael Catron December 26, 2019

jon favreauing

v) creating or saving one’s movie franchise.

ant: jjabramsing, kennedying
n) Jon Favreau: American film genius

Nerd 1: Are you going to watch the new Doctor Who?

Nerd 2: Are you going put an ice pick into your balls? That is one show that desperately needs some jon favreauing.

by Alex Franklin December 21, 2020

Jon

this is a name name just any name not a regular name but an awsome name and rare name fuck who ever insulted my name by saying it just a name.

hey jon looking real ocky today

by jersemty April 25, 2021