Kraken on crack

A small dwarf that loves jerking off to digimon and has a pet dolphin that’s retarded UWU

Stop being a kraken on crack

by Blackballsxdxdxd May 14, 2021

cracking cans

Aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman's breasts when they're noticeable and appealing : i.e.great tits ! Since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance.

- Wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate.
- Cracking cans !
- yeah, nice ass too.

by Boags July 24, 2007

Crack Bitch

A term for a female that is VERY annoying, usually most people in the friend group hate them(if they are even part of the friend group)

Person 1: Natalia is such a crack bitch, I bet she is a whore
Person 2: You bet, her mom is a whore too.

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

crack-headed

stupid or dumb. One that acts like a crack-headed little bitch.

Look at that crack-headed motherfucker!?! He's sucking that guys dick in the middle of the street!

by pass the pipe July 25, 2003

crack on daft

Something said by somebody who pretends not to know. This cames from one of many shrewsburyisms.

Rob: Yeah i know I how it works, i dont need the extra training!

Jo: Yeah I know but crack on daft you get paid for the training.

by Robert Leigh Adams December 1, 2006

Crack Slug

A small terd that resides in you're butt crack, that you aren't aware is there until you change you're shorts. Usually arrives as the bi-product of a large fart.

I thought my butt crack was sweating until I changed my shorts and found a two inch Crack Slug!

by TheMarmot June 30, 2006

crack cave

A place one goes to crack their joints, so they do not gross out those around them.

Wow, Patty has been in the crack cave for such a long time, she must have a lot of joints to crack.

"Patty, stop cracking your hips in public"
"Soorry fools, To the crack cave!"

by chicaaaaaaago February 15, 2009