Side Lawyer

When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.

“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”

by Julactus October 3, 2018

Side-Pimpin

When you and a friend are on stickam and he's typing and you are talking, and he hit's on bitches without you knowing and gets their numbers.

Novi Novak- "Ay did you just get her number? you side-pimpin over there?"

by im_stoned_420 April 22, 2011

Side Chick

The girl you gas up making them think they will eventually be the one you marry when you’re not in the house with the girl you live with. She’s the one you actually have fun with, talk to while you’re at work or hanging out with your boys, but can never talk too once you enter the house.

I’m about to go to my cousin’s house so I can FaceTime my side chick.

by DarkAngel00 March 26, 2020

side bucket

To brush up against the side of a females breasts

When Cindy was standing next to me I got a little side bucket action.

by Ediddlydee November 1, 2007

Side Ball

When a male wears a small type of brief, thong, or swimsuit and one of his balls doesn't have enough room to fit so it hangs out of the brief, thong, or swimsuit.

Jack went to the pool and got arrested for public indecency because he got caught for side ball because he was wearing a really small speedo.

by Penehhhinadaboxxx October 13, 2015

Spooky Side

That part of town you should never go to, Lest you'd want to be taken away in a 1997 Oldsmobile Bravada with a Failing Transmission.

97 Bravada Driver: "You can't hide, I Come from the Spooky Side!"

by asiimov February 4, 2021

side scritch

What the cat calls the neighbor they visited while you were busy playing video games with the crew

"Shit, is that *your* family? I bet they give you the good kibble"
"Nah, they my side scritch."

by MinAyakyl March 23, 2022