Zach

Zach is great. Zach can be straight forward, and some people won't like that. But once you get to know him you'll see he is actually the sweetest guy you will ever meet with the most genuine heart. You can talk about all kinds of problems with him and he will be there for you. Zach is funny and he will make you happy. Talking with Zach is always a pleasure, and you should be happy if you have a Zach in your life.

Look! There is Zach!
Isn't he great?
Yes, he is.

by not_imre August 16, 2019

Zach

A guy who is always an ass and never leaves you alone. Southern, no manners, redneck.

Zach is an ass.

by your_an_ass December 18, 2017

Short Zach

Short Zach is an asshole. And us also short.

Short Zach has a short temper.

by CrAckerasswhitebread April 23, 2018

Zach Spellerberg

A sexy bad ass person that loves just one person for a long long time. He usually is short and has blonde hair. He also has the most perfect eyes.

I think Zach Spellerberg likes me.

by Erin Shingleburg April 24, 2018

Pulling a Zach

Fucking up any potential of getting laid due to the state of going several months without having sex

Bro 1: Bro, I wanna fuck that girl sooo bad

Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl

by That Slav January 1, 2020

Zach

A dangerous guy who doesn't know how to be gay properly

Zach ate the figs

by Shaqeeqa January 15, 2020

Zach

Zach os the most Amazing person i had ever met..this was in the first yr of highschool.. he knew i was leaving so became nicer to me and with a smile he lights up the sun and everytime i think of them the momment im in is like whem everything stops and the world gets better..everyone liked him and he was always different in such a way that makes everyones heart grow golden daffodills..he always dresses well and sometimes its like he.s a prince FROM a fairytail...now i guess ill never see him again but draw all the time We spent even if it.s lame until i forget about everything Then love is just a shout to the void and that we.re all doomed. He always played with some people eho really needed help being the weired lower class people that gets bad marks in everything..zach is like JESUS but the shreck in Christmas

FUCK YOU ZACH ..REALLY..? U ACTUALLY THOUGHT THOSE SKITTLES WERE FOR U...IT WAD A JOKE...GUESS IT WASNT TO U

by Beckyou skidushit (๑‾᷅^‾᷅๑elmo January 15, 2020