That Zach kid is so smelly he has worn that fedora for the last three years and I don't think he showers.
by Chugsplash69 April 12, 2022
Get the Zachmug. an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.
"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"
by fireant812 August 17, 2023
Get the zach jokemug. He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He gives amazing advice and sometimes times may be rough with him but over time things will be better. He is a keeper and he also has a strange music taste.
by The sass is real 132 May 20, 2018
Get the Zachmug. by Ateam043 August 20, 2022
Get the Zachmug. by nkdkvnkdkn January 6, 2022
Get the Zachmug. A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.
Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble
by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022
Get the Zachmug. 