A Korean comfort woman trafficker lied to me that he ran his own business when he urged me to come to Japan.
by Adamo-chan August 6, 2005

A horror film staring the extreamly smexy, Daniel Radcliffe as a widowed lawyer with a chubby son. Dan is sent to a Marsh house to settle a womans will, where he finds strang things happening throughout the house.
pretty much your basic ghost story, with creepy twists and an epic ending.
pretty much your basic ghost story, with creepy twists and an epic ending.
girl 1: did you see the Woman In Black?
girl 2: yush! my mom got so scared that she yelled out a string of cuss words during the movie
girls 1: you watched a scary movie with your mom?
girl 2: yush! my mom got so scared that she yelled out a string of cuss words during the movie
girls 1: you watched a scary movie with your mom?
by narutardurmom June 13, 2012

Also known as cocktease. A woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn't give the pussy. Named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn't cook.
Prima: Yesterday, Jill made out with me, but she didn't allowed me to jam it in.
Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.
Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.
by The Motherfucking Gary Oak September 2, 2011

a) Adj. A woman so despicable in her actions that she frequently repulses people by her mere behavior, and shows likeness to filthy slob. Often she is not aware of how her actions are perceived by other, resulting in a hideous blue Vodka Cruiser stained cackle when she mistakenly thinks that people are laughing with her, not at her.
A girl is in such a state of mental unrest while hungover, that she drops her MacDonald's burger on the balcony floor, squats down and proceeds to pick her burger to bits while shoveling large quantities into her mouth in a similar posture to a gorilla. All the while she breathes rather loudly through her mouth due to her 'sinus problems'.
You could use this instance to say "God, Brooke, you really are a Slob of a Woman."
You could use this instance to say "God, Brooke, you really are a Slob of a Woman."
by bluey_grey October 17, 2008

A woman who pays her own bills, buys her own things, and doesn't feel she needs a man's approval. Meanwhile, she complains that she can't find a man because there aren't enough good men out there. She also has a 1,000 point criteria list for what she wants in a man and feels like she deserves this kind of man because she can financially support herself. All the while she forgets that she can't be independent and interdependent (in a relationship) at the same time. Instead of realizing that she would need to change her mindset to find a man who fits even a fraction of that 1,000 point criteria, she blames society, her race, statistics, and virtually anything but herself for her situation.
by Steve33324 June 6, 2011

As a woman
Woman, like men, have choices to make. How they treat others and themselves with respect and care. Like men, they know how to love when they change their focus to not just about themselves and their negative experiences
Woman need men that love them whether in a relationship or friendship. Not talking the fear of being in friend zone. A woman or guy can know when to walk away from another if not respectful. But if the reason is taking than giving, its not respect or love, its convenience.
Woman don't always do the right thing or say the right thing, but are listeners, not just talkers. Those that don't listen are missing out.
Woman are valuable, not just flesh. They are:
Bold and courageous without trampling others
Loving without being clingy
Caring without criticism (even themselves)
Strong and independent without belittling a man's importance or other women
Being ok with flaws and making them her strengthsConfident in her own skin because she is worth making decisions about how others treat her or walk away from those that don't treat her well Pays attention to how guys treat her and how they treat other women
Sex without love can be at the same time isn'tconvenient and is painful Its combative as a woman because desires of love, trust, care and attention are desired, not just sex.
Women don't expose others' weaknesses
Stop battling the extremes of what is. Usually extremes are far reaching and confusing. Bridge the gap on who you are instead
Woman, like men, have choices to make. How they treat others and themselves with respect and care. Like men, they know how to love when they change their focus to not just about themselves and their negative experiences
Woman need men that love them whether in a relationship or friendship. Not talking the fear of being in friend zone. A woman or guy can know when to walk away from another if not respectful. But if the reason is taking than giving, its not respect or love, its convenience.
Woman don't always do the right thing or say the right thing, but are listeners, not just talkers. Those that don't listen are missing out.
Woman are valuable, not just flesh. They are:
Bold and courageous without trampling others
Loving without being clingy
Caring without criticism (even themselves)
Strong and independent without belittling a man's importance or other women
Being ok with flaws and making them her strengthsConfident in her own skin because she is worth making decisions about how others treat her or walk away from those that don't treat her well Pays attention to how guys treat her and how they treat other women
Sex without love can be at the same time isn'tconvenient and is painful Its combative as a woman because desires of love, trust, care and attention are desired, not just sex.
Women don't expose others' weaknesses
Stop battling the extremes of what is. Usually extremes are far reaching and confusing. Bridge the gap on who you are instead
by Charlizec March 13, 2019

An adult person who identifies as female. Women are considered inferior to men in many places, for some unknown reason. Many straight men write definitions here to complain about women, which may or may not be a reaction to straight women writing complaints about men here.
Contrary to popular belief, a man and woman can be friends without romantic or sexual feelings developing between them, even if they're both straight.
by Sam_han_tha April 22, 2018
