Weed Ghost

When you pack a bowl and when it comes to you its empty

"I just packed a bowl and passed it and now its empty, it must be that weed Ghost"

by Matthew Buchaana February 28, 2009

Weed Waster

someone who wastes weed by not smokin it right and it gets everyone pissed off, someone who smokes your weed and doesnt get high and is a faggot

that fag is a weed waster i mean i bet hes never been high and barely inhales

by dj the man June 11, 2006

Weed Hell

A separate but equal Hell reserved for stoners in which the souls of the damned are subjected to endless weed-related torments, such as not being allowed to smoke weed even though everyone else is.

Stoner in Weed Hell: Hey, can I have a hit?

Weed Satan: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stoner: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!

by Apocryphal77 October 19, 2009

weed snob

Someone who insists their weed is superior to all others. They will say that their weed is the shit and that yours sucks. They also care much more about knowing what the stupid strand names are than actually smoking the fucking weed.

"Dude I got the best fucking herb yesterday. It's called Lemon Kush. It's the shit dude it's so much better than that cheap crap you smoke."

"Ah shut the fuck up you fucking weed snob."

by Anita Bongload June 1, 2009

weed man

A person who supplies, smokes, makes, sells, eats, mixes, blazes, and provides weed to minors, teenagers, and adults with no friends. He is the man with the blunt connections. He dabbles in cheeba, bomb ass dank, and ontario red. Alll in all, hes the king of grass,nuff' said.

Alex is the weed man, last night he pulled up in a red oldsmobile convertible and sold three-hundred pounds of marijuana to jena. and laura.

by -taters- August 5, 2006

free weed

The only thing better the real weed

Smoke weed and look in your walet... nothing
Smoke free weed and look in you walet... enought money for a hooker

by Davin Banks November 28, 2005

baggage weed

When a guy has a grip of weed and wants to hang out and smoke, but you don't want to chill with him.

Evan: Hey man, Tyler's gunna bring some weed.
Paul: What?
Evan: Yeah, but he needs somewhere to crash tonight.
Wyatt: Yo dawg, that's some baggage weed.

by Sizzzurp January 17, 2010