phallic wit

Noun
A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.

His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.

by B2316 December 27, 2015

shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.

Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.

by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. March 03, 2012

Wit sit

Typical Hillary supporter, most likely Asian.

Eyeyeye buddy wit sit,

"Wit sit!!!!"

by Quang January 12, 2018

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

by Real nigga Z December 09, 2022

aye-witness

A testifier in court who claims dat he heard someone affirm/consent regarding a matter under contention by da two parties.

Da term "aye-witness" and also refer to a bu**s**t-spouting "yes-man" on da stand --- i.e., a shameless/clueless testimony-giver who just always agrees regarding anything he's asked about by either side of a legal proceeding, regardless of whether he actually thinks/knows dat his always confirming questions is truly accurate or not.

by QuacksO November 28, 2023

aight imma fuck wit yu

a good bye for middle school niggas that want pussy

narco: ey bruh want some

middle school nigga: ey bruh fo sho

narco: bet bruh thanks
middle school nigga: aight imma fuck wit yu

by ddv1969 October 13, 2019

sic wit it

Typically refers to someone suffering from an illness with symptoms that include: being more interesting than other people, being irresistibly attractive to the opposite sex, making everyone around them jealous of their overall lifestyle.

"Man have you seen how people react to Alex in the club? dude is sic wit it!"

by ernstan10 November 20, 2019