Wake and Fake

The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".

Yo, I'm so high from my wake and fake sesh brahhh

by DaveD9664 March 30, 2012

Wake n' Cake

Wake n' Cake

It is simply code for doing coke right when you wake up. It is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and coke, except with cocaine and wax. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake n' cake.' Wake n' Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake n' cake is the the best meditation around.

tags: wake, cake, blow, Jewish, Monday, Adderall, meditation, morning

All the Jewish Heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews, half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's El Don the tagger, says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid Wake n' Cake.

by jASDizzlE April 14, 2014

Wake n' Cake

Wake n' Cake

It is simply code for doing coke right when you wake up. It is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and coke, except with marijuana wax (wake) & cocaine or coke for short (cake). It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake n' cake.' Wake n' Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake n' cake is the the best meditation around.

All the Jewish Heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews, half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's El Don the tagger, says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid Wake n' Cake.

by jasdizzles April 14, 2014

wakeme

Have a head like a turtle and goes to band camp every summer

Hey look at the Wakeme

by Uttehole94 March 7, 2015

wake and quake

When you wake up and immediately start gaming.
Quake references the popular first person shooter series "Quake".

-"Yo, Tommy it's only 8am and you're already playing COD?"
-"Yeah, wake and quake!"

by jedimindtricks5 April 10, 2016

wakefield girl

A bunch of:

Fake ass

Ugly ass

Bitch ass

Annoying ass

Crack head ass girls in the 919. 98.303838% chance they'll steal your man and you won't ever know. They wish they went to any other school except their own cause everyone at Wakefield hates them. They laugh at just about anything, and will smoke just about anything too. But its all about the w!!!

1. Bruh don't be such a Wakefield girl

2. You look like a Wakefield girl....

3. EW he dated a Wakefield girl????

by It's you're boy November 25, 2016

Wakefield

Older Man who shits on high school students and it’s his way or the highway

That old guy said I was mentally weak, what a Wakefield

by Downs November 3, 2019