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Closet Virgin

When someone (usually a male) conceals the fact that he or she is a virgin due to age and embarrassment
Person A: Man I had my first puss when I was like 12 hbu?
Person B (Closet Virgin): Yeah my first time was in high school with the really shy exchange student who only talked to me
Person A: Yeah? How was it?
Person B: Oh you know... really hot but awkward, like in books or movies
by jackyboy342523 December 9, 2010
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Internet Virgin

Person#1. Aye have you seen any good porn site.
Person#2.No I don't do that shit.
Person#1.You never saw a porn site.......U are a internet virgin.
by SEAMOORENUTTS June 19, 2009
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virgin slut

A girl that has no problem giving handjobs, sucking dick then swallowing, and taking it up the ass; but still claims to be a virgin because no one has fucked her pussy.

Also see technical virgin
Ex 1:

Laura sucked my dick and licked my ass five minutes after we met at john's party. But she still wouldn't let me put it in her cooch because she is a virgin slut.

Ex 2:

Bob: Thanks for sucking my dick while letting me see if I can fit three fingers into your pussy and ass. Now bend over and take it doggie style.

Laura: Are you crazy? I want to be a virgin on my wedding day. If you want, you can fuck me in the ass instead.

Bob: Stupid Virgin Slut.
by Robb145 October 10, 2005
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virgin lips

I haven't kissed anyone before and I really don't give a fuck!!!
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 23, 2004
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Virgin surgeon

A lad who has sex with a girl when he knows she's a virgin and then dumps her after and then goes and finds another virgin like in the movie "Kids".
"I love virgins they always smell like butterscotch." - quote from "Kids".
by Nicola July 4, 2004
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virgin tea

An alternative to the word 'viginity'. Commonly used as a euphemism for losing one's virginity amongst girls.

Possibly originates from the little-known bootleg track, 'Virginity' ('Virgin Tea' or 'Cherry') by System of a Down.
"Jess is going to drink virgin tea on Saturday."
by Emmy. February 10, 2007
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Kissless virgin

Kissless virgin is used to describe a person that has never had sex or been kissed
Friend1: hey (insert your name) is such a kissless virgin
Friend2: yeah he is a kissless virgin
by ThePumpkinMaster April 6, 2019
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