Vaginal Sales Represenative

A person who oversees the sale and distribution of vaginas.

see: pimp

Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!

Guy1: you mean your pimp?

Hooker: yes!

by Mikeunlimited04 September 29, 2008

bloody vaginal fart

the epic combination of terror and pure bliss found only when long stroking an egg sloughing pudding cave, too tight tranny, hyperextending the hymen. the bloody vocal duo will either bring you to tears (can be joyous, or fearful tears), evoke uncontrollable vomiting, or...for some of you fucking freaks... get you ready for round two.

HOLY SHIT FUCK... did you seriously just... you did... that was the most impressive bloody vaginal fart EVER. GOD that makes me wet.

by callmegrizzly January 12, 2011

Vaginal Escape Day

Rude, somewhat misogynist term for birthday. As if a vagina is a nasty place from which one must escape.

On this date in history, you emerged from your mother, so Happy Vaginal Escape Day!

by Anresheth May 02, 2018

vaginal cream cheese

A delicate, creamy discharge of the vagina with an extraordinary bouquet - just a hint of fish.

Fragrant, yet delicious. Alluring. Think smoked salmon and creme cheese club sandwich.

by Mister Filth January 07, 2004

recto-vaginal fistula

Condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal leading to all sorts of unpleasant mishaps.

See also quart, cooch turds, queefshit.

Rita's recto-vaginal fistula made my cock pop out of her ass while I was pounding her pussy.

Thomas didn't believe Britney had a recto-vaginal fistula, so she squeezed out a series of quarts and cooch turds to convince him.

by mr pinky June 24, 2007

Vaginal Shyness Disease

A male of the homosexual preference.

Please do not call me a faggot or a gay. The proper vernacular is that I have Vaginal Shyness Disease, or VSD.

by RockStarWooty May 14, 2011

vaginal yeast burp

A.K.A. Queef. This is the overwhelmingly horrifically smelling expulsion of gas from the vaginal cavity of some woman, probably a whore, mentally retarded gimp, or a nigger.

What a dumb nigger bitch! She just queefed all over that bail of cotton. Masa gonna give us a whoopin'.
P.S. It done smell like fried chicken and grits. Let's go lynch her for being a dumb nigger whore!

by Dr. Pussy-Clock February 26, 2005