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double reverse vampire

A vampire who can only be seen in mirrors.
man1: HOLY DICK! I was brushing my teeth and saw a vampire behind me only to turn around and find nothing but wall!
man2: Twas a double reverse vampire. This is not what I signed up for. *stares off into the distance*
by Michalic January 12, 2008
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Wannabe Vampire

That guy with a funny speech impedement and long nasty hair that insists on wearing a black trenchcoat EVERYDAY and sharpening his fingernails to a point. He constantly talks about meaningless goings-ons in the media industry and swears his allegiance to a single overrated and tired genre of games and movies and TV. When he interacts with anyone else other than his vampire entity that lives in his brain, he regards other humans with one part cinicism and two parts social incompetence; thus resulting in a state of celebacy for all eternity. BEWARE: he will threaten to bite you, but it will only result in a seering staredown and a feeble attemp at insulting your masculinity.
"That Wannabe Vampire is just jealous at my sup3rior H4X0r ski11z."
by Lanky Thrower May 23, 2006
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anal vampire

A man that feeds off the juice that comes outa the anus.. and must butt loving you to survive. If they get you too hard.. They might turn you into a anal vampire. And your forced to go around at night to butt love everyone to survive..To repell a anal vampire! spit out your window and pee all over your bed partner and eat your shit.
How to kill an anal vampire. This is most difficult! You must steal his magickal gold. In his left hand. Then you most make sure to stab a stake in his weewee and his butthole. This should paralize him. Then you must give him a alaskan firedragon so he chockes and dies..
How to tell if your friends a anal vampire. First.. if he says he likes big butts and tight butts.. Second, If he talks about bleeding from his penis. Last, If he eats bananas. alot.
Btw, These are real. Females can be infected too...
OMG... This man snuck in my bed last night and gave me some butt lovin'... Think he was a anal vampire.
by God321 November 16, 2006
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Energy Vampire

An energy vampire is an individual or a small group of like minded people who have the unique ability to suck the energy from the room.
Almost all people encounter energy vampires in their life but they are mistaken to be 'bitches' and 'dicks'.

Energy vampire numbers are often highest in the education system
Teacher 'stop talking and listen, listen good! You are all to stay behind after the bell so that we can catch up on the math work you all are failing'

student 1 'what a bitch!'

student 2 'my friend you are mistaken, mrs bellend is a textbook energy vampire
by SamHman February 3, 2010
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psychic vampire

Basically, a term by which insecure freaks describe various other people, as a way of explaining depression and anxiety caused by their own insecurities. Characteristics of people prone to identify psychic vampires are:

1. Goths and other freakish ass-clowns who dress in black and think that writing bad poetry makes them "deep".

2. Insecure manic depressives who think that they couldn't possibly be depressed because they are worthless gits, therefore it must be those pesky "psychic vampires" again.
Person 1: Hey that guy is a real psychic vampire. I always feel drained and depressed when I'm around him.
Person 2: Perhaps it's time you got a life and stopped being a self-obsessed ass-goblin.
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Person 1: Help! The guy with me is a real psychic vampire!
Person 2: Hey, I didn't know you'd become a goth.
Person 1: Sure. Would you like to hear some bad poetry?
by Big Bad Mark January 25, 2005
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sex vampire

a man/woman who becomes addicted to sex similar to how a vampire craves blood.
Dude: My new girlfriend is such a sex vampire. She can't get enough of this cock.

Chic: My boyfriend is such a sex vampire...kind of a reverse Edward Cullen...but i can dig.
by blocpartychic July 13, 2010
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dick vampire

A person who sucks dick obsessively like a vampire sucks blood.
She is such a dick vampire.
by #malatto May 29, 2014
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