Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to his unicorns.
by Kozworth April 15, 2008
A group of individuals usually made up from females and crossdressers that live in a world of sheer fabulousness. the most amazing collection of desirable people that are completely untouchable by the outside world and those not in the squad. Will generally always include a Harley. If you ever find one, 1. your not getting in 2. you will wish you could 3. your life will never be the same again
wow! those are some hot chicks, the most fabulous creatures I've ever seen. must be a unicorn squad!
by candy skulls December 12, 2018
These cupcakes are unicorn food.
by Yet Another Chris February 23, 2011
Bro 1: Dude what's wrong?
Bro 2: A girl pulled a broken unicorn on me last night. Just bummed my dick will be crooked forever.
Bro 2: A girl pulled a broken unicorn on me last night. Just bummed my dick will be crooked forever.
by Brokenunicorn January 01, 2017
Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*
Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"
Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."
Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"
Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."
by pseudonymis magorium August 02, 2011
(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.
by Espressojunky July 07, 2009
An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)
Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
by A Man With A Plan June 01, 2014