Unicorn Penis

The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find

That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.

How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.

by Jajajajajajajahahajajaja January 02, 2014

Unicorn Master

Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to his unicorns.

Said the Unicorn Master, "I require bread for my friends."

by Kozworth April 15, 2008

unicorn squad

A group of individuals usually made up from females and crossdressers that live in a world of sheer fabulousness. the most amazing collection of desirable people that are completely untouchable by the outside world and those not in the squad. Will generally always include a Harley. If you ever find one, 1. your not getting in 2. you will wish you could 3. your life will never be the same again

wow! those are some hot chicks, the most fabulous creatures I've ever seen. must be a unicorn squad!

by candy skulls December 12, 2018

unicorn eyes

When a girl has eyes that are the most beautiful eyes that you've ever seen. A guy would do anything to get a girl with them.

Her unicorn eyes turn me on, man!

by Nodnal Renniks January 16, 2014

Unicorn Food

Food that is too pretty to eat.

These cupcakes are unicorn food.

by Yet Another Chris February 23, 2011

broken unicorn

When you jerk a guy off and then snap his dick in half.

Bro 1: Dude what's wrong?
Bro 2: A girl pulled a broken unicorn on me last night. Just bummed my dick will be crooked forever.

by Brokenunicorn January 01, 2017

Rainbows and unicorns

A way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit.

Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*

Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"

Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."

by pseudonymis magorium August 02, 2011