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a dusty tucker

When you push your dick back against your taint and it gets stuck so you end up sharting on it
Dude I wedged my dick and balls between my legs last night but I couldn’t get them out so I gave myself a dusty tucker on accident
by Ephwan January 11, 2021
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They bought their ticket

Use this phrase when someone knew it was coming, so they deserve the consequences. This phrase was said in "Airplane!" the movie.
A rollercoaster breaks in the middle of a ride and the people inside the rollercoaster are in danger.
"They bought their ticket," says a bystander of the situation.
by Timmy Mea. April 2, 2021
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ate a ticket

Thanks for coming out to the cornhole tournament. It was a blast!! Unfortunately the cops were not intrigued by my bag hucking skills and so I ate a ticket. Venmo is @huckbags and the digits are 42069
by 69loverneverdoer November 8, 2021
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Business Class Ticket

A clever flex move used by twitter influencers to showcase their extravagant lifestyle. It involves subtly flaunting one's luxury possessions or experiences while pretending to focus on something else entirely.
Business class ticket:

His latest tweet seemed all about the swanky new computer monitor in his home office, but sharp-eyed followers quickly spotted the Emirates Business Class boarding pass casually resting on his desk.
by Someone from malayalam tl September 19, 2023
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Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket
So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket
by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019
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You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket

You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket
You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket
by Tohruus April 7, 2021
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TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.
You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.
by Satyr September 14, 2004
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