Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.

Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

by Smokemypole 781 May 5, 2011

trumpet fudge

Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,

My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014

trumportion

1. Basically a deportation and removal of criminally undocumented immigrants....

2. A ban on abortion and a penalty enforced....

1. There were over thousands in the trumportion today, that were sent back to their respectful places...
2. Trumportion has taken affect on women who take away their child's life in the womb...

by Heru101 February 1, 2017

Trumpitis

A disease people get when they vote for trump. They say blurt out random phrases from trump such as: I WILL BUILD A GREAT WALL, BING BONG.
They will also tell people to vote for Trump and get the disease.

Trumpitis is a wonder ful disease! You should vote for him.

by mrmajik45 April 20, 2018

Trumpet

A person who changes their policies to reflect those of Trump

He's a fucking Trumpet

by Walter Dominoe October 24, 2018

Trumprocrat

A Democrat, living in a deep red state, who remains in office through frequent, visible shows of support for Donald Trump's policies.

West Virginia's Senator Manchin, a reliable Trumprocrat, voted for Brett Kavanaugh in 2018. If Zell Miller, a former Dixiecrat, had lived to see 2018, he'd run as a Trumprocrat. I like my neighbors, though they voted for Trump, so, I think I'll start calling myself a Trumprocrat.

by Azalea loriope pomegranite November 6, 2018

Trumpet Job

One who sticks his dick in a trumpet bell while another guy sucks on the mouthpiece of the trumpet to create a suction vortex within the trumpet

I gave my friend Harry a trumpet job during band practice.

by Trumpet god 69 November 7, 2018