Captain's Hand

the hand ya beat ur captain with

phil you just shook his captain's hand!!!!

by leroy jenkins June 20, 2006

captain redfinger

this is when your female counterpart fails to tell you that it is her time of the month and you put your hand in her pants and hence, getting your hands dirty

(Guy 1) Dude, we were goin at it, and she never told me she was on, so i put my hand down her pants...

(Guy 2) Whoa whoa... she never told you she was on?

(Guy 1) Nah...

(Guy 2) And you put your hand...

(Guy 1) Yeah...

(Guy 2) Well then... A-hoy there Captain Redfinger!

by El Nugos October 18, 2008

captain beard

It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

He is the captain of a grand shipscht.

"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "

by Kenscht February 17, 2007

Captain Hook

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.

Holy crap, James has a captain hook!

by Stanli April 18, 2006

tapped by the Captain

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.

Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!

by Leif June 10, 2006

Captain Knots

An amazing man who is the best at League of Legends and being awesome.

Look over there it's a Captain Knots kicking ass in LoL.

by AmbientWalrus September 8, 2012

Smooth Captain

The drink of Captain Morgan's and Amp'd.

Ratio of 1/3 Captain Morgan's and 2/3's Amp'd. Best proportianlized in a mug without using the whole of the amp'd can. The drinks cancel each other's flavors/bites and makes it smooth to drink for either preference to drink.

Mix 1:3 Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and 2/3's Amp'd, and you've got a Smooth Captain.

by Mathew "Lightbreed" "in the Hat" Rodriguez July 23, 2007