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Tim

Tim is a best friend. Tim is the class clown of every class he attends. Tim is the guy who doesn't have the best grades, but his teachers still love him. He's the guy with horrible time management, but manages to get things done.

Tim is a real friend. He doesn't laugh at a joke to be courteous. He lets you know if he disagrees with an action you're doing. He's the friend that moved away, but will always be remembered. Tim is the friend that you spend the time with the most when you visit your hometown. Tim can be weird, but at the same time, he's hilarious beyond words. Tim is also absolutely horrible at texting due to his laziness. Tim is not the friend to talk about deep topics with.

Tim is also quite the good-looking guy. Tim is the guy whose popularity among the girls is beyond belief. Even so, Tim is very picky with his girls. Tim is the man who marries someone his age and his ideal type right after college. Tim is the guy that you will remember from your childhood.
Tim is actually incredibly hilarious.

Tim, no need to roast them so hard.

Tim was writing at an insane speed as his teacher came down his row to collect the homework.
by ForeignFox July 22, 2017
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Tim Buck Two

when a girl is getting fucked in the ass and another girl is eating out the man's asshole while fingering her own
Sally's asshole is still throbbing after that Tim Buck Two last night
by cit October 29, 2006
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Cyber Tim

Well informed Celtic fan who uses the internet to comminicate with his and her peers throught the world and to meet each other on foreign lands supporting Celtic.
These fans are usually good looking, sober, well behaved people.
See that Tim over there he's a Cyber Tim you know.

Didnt you know? Cyber Tims are Everywhere.
by Travelling Tim. October 17, 2007
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Tim Allen Hammer

A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.
I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004
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Tim

A guy who seems caring and funny at first but later shows his true colors of being an ass hat. He constantly gets mad due to his self-loathing and will often throw temper tantrums. He appears to be nice but that is only because he is a pussy. He is judgmental and will often belittle others. Tims are also very likely to die a virgin but at least they are sometimes nice.
Oh ya that guys a total Tim, I would never hang out with him.
by Lily Cooke July 8, 2017
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Tim Pool

An American YouTuber, journalist, and political commentator most well known for his coverage of the Occupy Wall Street protests in 2011 and his appearance on the Joe Rogan experience. He is also known the beanie he wears at all times and legends say that under his beanie is either an infinite amount of beanies.
Dude 1: Tim pool is a fine journalist and he's rather fair in his judgement and commentary.

Dude 2: Cool, but what's under his beanie?

Dude 1: (Stabs Dude 2) No one must ever know or question it.
by Roberto Steve July 31, 2019
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Emo Tim

Emo Tim
1. Usually has horrible hair
2. No sense of fashion

3. Wears girl jeans
4. Gets annoyed easily

5. Prick
6. Emo wannabe
7. Tim tim
8. High ego
9. Tansgender female
10. Always on his phone

11. Has beats
12. Skinny asf
13. Anger problems
Person 1: have u seen Emo Tims new hair?
Person 2: yes it is ugly
Person 1: he should have died it all one color
by Randomnowatamiddleschooler April 12, 2017
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