Vurping the tickle monster

Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.

The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.

Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡

Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal

Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue

by Slaythegaselighgurlbossbuster July 12, 2023

tickle my keys

Playing piano with swag

Can u tickle my keys?!

by Alez2003 December 7, 2017

sweet kickel tickle

the act of using an alcoholic beverage as anal lubrication upon request; used for strait DTF sluts.

Hey put it in my ass baby! I only have a beer? thats fine i love the sweet kickel tickle!

by douglas basterd May 4, 2010

Tickling Timmys Teenter

The sad smell after you fuck the hole between the big toe and the second toe.

"Aw man, now my wiener smells sad! You'll never find me tickling Timmys teenter again!"

by cholsdi September 17, 2016

Tickled by uncle john

To feel awkward or uncomfortable

“That movie had me feelin tickled by uncle john” “that guy over there makes me feel tickled by uncle john”

by MrsPoppa August 28, 2019

Brazilian lobster tickle

Getting a hand job from a naked Brazilian with lobster claw oven mitts

Man that chick gave me a Brazilian lobster tickle last night.

by Don't mess with the zohan March 18, 2014

TICKLE MY PICKLE

When a person gives a little tickle to a certain big pickle;)

once upon a time I was with my girlfriend she gave me a look and I was like ill give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. she couldn't resists she grabbed it with both hands and started rubbing and talking to it like it was a little puppy. Oh whos a good boy whos a good boy you are you yes you are:) I got slightly turned on by this resulting in sudden realization of what was happening one thing led to another and boom im a father.

by HOLY RETARD August 19, 2019