Tickets to Orange County

Oxycontin pills, a good one to use over the phone or in public.

Hey Kyle, I need some tickets to Orange County.

by mstek December 24, 2007

high tinker mekkatorque

King of Gnomes on World of Warcraft.
He, himself, is a gnome.
a very sexy gnome
with green glowing goggles

nerd 1: I wanna steal High Tinker Mekkatorque's sexy goggles. I'm sure they'd look a lot better on my lvl 56 Night Elf Rogue.
nerd 2: oh hell yeah. That would turn me on.
nerd 1: yeah same... then i can take its armour off and it will be even sexier!
nerd 2: Oh man, this is way better than looking at porn.

by marlixx January 13, 2008

toby tickler

applying some sort of substance (peanut butter, lotion, etc.) to your vagina and then calling a dog over to lick it off.

Named after an Indiana women who was arrested after police found videos of her and her dog Toby on her laptop.

Fido is my favorite dog, he gave me the best Toby Tickler ever.

by tcm2538 March 18, 2009

john tucker gamble

not to be confused with the recently popular movie "John Tucker Must Die", a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. Note, both jt's share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. Never the less no one lady loves a JT Gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)

Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.

-"I met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing."

-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!

by jp :) June 5, 2009

camel tickler

Person who induces gargalesis in an even-toed ungulate, previously confined to a flatbed truck, with the goal of evoking what is (often erroneously) perceived to be laughter in said creature. An integral part of a camel tickler's task is to make unintelligible, puerile sounds while executing above action, thus ensuring the hilarity of the ritual.

Camel tickler: Ooh coochiecoochiecoochiecoo!
Camel: GWRAAAHHHHHH!

by zendak January 9, 2011

bean tickler

The small tuft of hair present under a gentleman's lower lip, so called due to its ability to stimulate the woman's genitalia during the act of oral sex.

A: "Dude that's an awesome bean tickler!"

B: "Thanks, my bitch goes friggin' crazy for it!"

by jebushascome December 2, 2010

balloon tickler

A large hairy German who likes to rub balloons on his nipples while yodeling, this is usually done in a tub of jagermeister.

"Hey is that David Hasselhof?" "Yeah it is, he's such a balloon tickler."

by Fuckie the drunk clown May 18, 2014