sonic the hedgehog

fast hedgehog game

"bro sonic the hedgehog is so cool and fast, buy team sonic racing in stores now for $39.99."

by megapoopy. May 27, 2019

SUPER SONIC RACING!

an absolute banger composed by Richard Jacques and song by Teresa Jane Davis for Sonic the hedgehog's 1997 racing game; Sonic R

EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!

TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND!

WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING

RUN TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRE BURN!!!

by Catjj November 27, 2022

SONIC GANGBANG IN YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS

WHEN SONIC COSPLAYERS START GANGBANGING AT YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS

jim: BRO DID YOU SEE THE SONIC GANGBANG IN YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS
bob: YEAH

by I LOVE SONIC CD July 4, 2024

sonic 2ed

When you're in a water level in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) and you're about to drown, but that dumb bastard Tails decides he'll snag the last air bubble.

You: "Well Tails took the last air bubble, guess I'll die"

Your friend: "You just got Sonic 2ed my guy"

by Sussy gut November 4, 2023

sonic tap

A sexual pleasure only endused by the touching to ones clitoris by ones fingertips

Bro, I totally gave her the sonic tap

by Sexual Pleasure January 17, 2015

Sonic

Sonic is a modern generation friend group, which represents modern conceptions and accepts every difference and indifference. Each member shows a serious belief, that everybody could feel their own.

First formed by the ‘19 pandemic, the group has overgrown to 6 final members to ‘21.

Adam: Have you met Sonic?

Eve: They we’re watching a movie in Hungary

Serena: Who was that from Sonic?

by Queathuer November 20, 2021

Sonic the Hedgehog

The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"

Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.

" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.

" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."

by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020