Bro what’s the move tonight? “Parker’s parents are gone so we’re having a massive funk in his basement!” yooo I’ll be there we’re gonna mak so hard! “Hell ya u better pull up”
by reedballer2 May 17, 2019

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.
I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

1.Money Maker Shaker styles of music.
2.Something created by someone getting loose.
3.Problems between warring parties
2.Something created by someone getting loose.
3.Problems between warring parties
1.Headhunters brought that funk.
2.Kiroe brought that funk.
3.That foo had funk with me, but then i kicked his ass.
2.Kiroe brought that funk.
3.That foo had funk with me, but then i kicked his ass.
by FunkyMcfunkbuster October 11, 2008

Peep: “yo have you heard this phonk song that’s going viral on tiktok”
Dude: “bro that’s a brazilian funk not a phonk, you need to listen to Funk Generation by Anitta to understand”
Dude: “bro that’s a brazilian funk not a phonk, you need to listen to Funk Generation by Anitta to understand”
by funk me punks December 29, 2024

a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025

by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008
