Chick Years

The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)

Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"

Dude 2: "She's 36"

Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."

Dude 2: "Word."

by All Around Good Dude May 20, 2015

Chick Jizz

What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.

*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...

*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...

by Awkwardturtlee September 7, 2011

penny chick

A really cheap girl.
A hooker you can pick up for a low cost and have a good time.

That girl, she a penny chick

by AmExOfficial April 13, 2014

Freezer Chick

A hot chick, usually an actress, that you would totally bone after her expiration date.

Cassandra from Wayne's World is my Freezer Chick. I would totally hit that once right now.

- Chris A.

by Ruby Tuesday 916 October 2, 2020

optimal chickeness

When its been cooked to a perfect tenderness and the drumstick bone just slides clean out.

The chicken is good now.. but wait a little longer and it will be at its optimal chickeness.

by Miss Zombie March 14, 2011

chick sickness

the feeling a dude gets when he has a hell of a time hanging out with a beautiful girl that he just met and she totally avoids him after that day, making no attempt to text or call.

symptoms include feelings of strong disappointment, continuous thoughts about said girl, and obsessive phone checks

person 1: "dude whats wrong with this girl? she wont answer my texts. i dont get it. we both had a great time that night and its been 2 weeks since i last talked to her."

person 2: "that sucks bro. i think you got a case of that chick sickness."

by eagles29 July 24, 2011

stanky chick

Someone (usually female) who smells of pure body odor and usually stinks up the whole room. May also have dyed hair, watch too much anime, wear dog collars/cat ears, be a furry, etc. Used as an offensive term.

Did you hear Mrs. William had to buy febreeze because of these stanky chicks smelling up the whole classroom?

by SlangDefiner9928 September 26, 2021