Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

Full Board Me

When a radio talk show host wants callers to full the connection board with the maximum number of callers they can keep on hold.

Good evening, this is Marcus, full board me, we’ve got some great topics tonight

by Dick _Shinary August 26, 2022

Cuchie Board

Formally known as a 'Reverse Gangbang', the 'Cuchie Board' is when many cuchies share one cock

"Did you hear how lucky Jason was? He had a vast array on his Cuchie Board last night!"

by Fier_Renard September 9, 2023

Nebraskan water boarding

The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!

Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.

by Camden Scott April 22, 2025

Floor board

This is a insult it means you are flat, dry, basic or bland

Person 1: your a fucking floor board
Person 2: ;-;

by Didudhdidjfbdnsk June 16, 2021

z-chara board hit

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is (supposedly?) to (intentionally injure?) the player of the opposing team.

N.B: this definition, with no offense meant for Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans) hit on Max Pacioretty in the 2010-2011 NHL season.

NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman (the current NHL Commissioner) for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: you idiot, asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is meaningless. Therefore stop attacking Gary Bettman as a person by shaming him.

However, whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit IMHO is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not a Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, and killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but even encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses (bread and circuses in vox populi) far enough.

by Sexydimma February 10, 2013

handed a board

I got handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board

by Curious13 September 24, 2021