Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!
To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:
Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it
Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day
Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space
Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks
Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown
Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it
Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day
Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space
Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks
Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown
Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021
Get the Monkemug. 
Get the Monkemug. by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022
Get the poke a monkmug. Has an amazing and beautiful wife named Amber Monk!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
Get the jacob monkmug. Chasing the bag and I'm letting it stack
Gorilla Tag you know I don't lack
I put on the headset reality virtual
On monkey tag and the bag is collateral
I'm cold like the caves, shine bright like them too
Any day any time, I pick me over you
I got too many problems there's to much to do
I'm taking his rocks and tagging him too
117 I'm a demon, brain always working you know I stay scheming
The games that I chose why you needing my toes
I'm be taking these checks like I'm thieving
I go monkey mode, I'm tagging my bros
The best is what you're perceiving
Chasing the bag and I'm letting it stack
Gorilla Tag you know I don't lack
I put on the headset reality virtual
On monkey tag and the bag is collateral
I'm cold like the caves, shine bright like them too
Any day any time, I pick me over you
I got too many problems there's to much to do
I'm taking his rocks and tagging him too
117 I'm a demon, brain always working you know I stay scheming
The games that I chose why you needing my toes
I'm be taking these checks like I'm thieving
I go monkey mode, I'm tagging my bros
The best is what you're perceiving
Gorilla Tag you know I don't lack
I put on the headset reality virtual
On monkey tag and the bag is collateral
I'm cold like the caves, shine bright like them too
Any day any time, I pick me over you
I got too many problems there's to much to do
I'm taking his rocks and tagging him too
117 I'm a demon, brain always working you know I stay scheming
The games that I chose why you needing my toes
I'm be taking these checks like I'm thieving
I go monkey mode, I'm tagging my bros
The best is what you're perceiving
Chasing the bag and I'm letting it stack
Gorilla Tag you know I don't lack
I put on the headset reality virtual
On monkey tag and the bag is collateral
I'm cold like the caves, shine bright like them too
Any day any time, I pick me over you
I got too many problems there's to much to do
I'm taking his rocks and tagging him too
117 I'm a demon, brain always working you know I stay scheming
The games that I chose why you needing my toes
I'm be taking these checks like I'm thieving
I go monkey mode, I'm tagging my bros
The best is what you're perceiving
by TheGTAGghosts March 15, 2023
Get the Monkemug. by anonymous January 22, 2024
Get the monkey monk monkmug. by TheBurbintor June 23, 2021
Get the Monkemug.