Jon Dretto

Alternate definition or synonym for douchebag.

That guy in the Telsa is driving like a total Jon Dretto - he keeps cutting everyone off.

by FrankieSanz June 17, 2022

jon demskee

a crazy ass mother fuka
crazy fukin fighter
crazy pot-smoker
crazy drinker

"GOD Damn i chilled with jon demskee!"

by ???????!!!!!!!!!!?????!??!!??! December 22, 2008

Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.

I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.

by RexxxManning June 27, 2017

Sly Jon

A mating call in gay clubs.

A phrase used to announce excessive homosexuality.

'I'm Sly Jon yeah'
'So you love cock?'
'Hell yeah, Sly Jon all the way.'

by American Tiger Pheasant August 15, 2010

The Jon Webster

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.

I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.

by imsoinsane February 3, 2017

Jon

Jon is when someone is being Jon. When the person is just so fucking annoying and stupid, jon.
Don’t be friends with jon people they can ruin your life.

Me: Omg bro look at what he/she posted

Friend: Ah this guy/girl, he’s/she’s just too jon chale

by Jon is taken so Jon August 19, 2020

jon

everyones fav dilf

“hey have you seen jon’s post on insta?”
“yes UGH hes such a dilf!!”

by jonfangirl March 2, 2024