flicker goon

When you goon so fast that it looks like your dick is flickering in and out of existence

Dude I just flicker gooned for seven seconds straight

by John McFakename June 3, 2024

Goon

Neave is Smells of garlic+onions+olives+nothing
Because they all smell disgusting except nothing but I needed a N and I couldn’t think of anything :(
Btw neave payback for saying I smell like an onion

Ewww it’s a goon
Oh it’s neave

by Billywigglestick October 28, 2019

Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.

Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."

by perroa March 22, 2024

Goon master

Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.

I just became a goon master, you didn’t even notice

by B Real 97 November 21, 2025

Goon Suit

A suit of clothing, sometimes armor, whose insides are plastered with porn. A portable, wearable goon cave.

Dude, you know Goblin Slayer? Yeah, that armor is a goon suit.

by the 70th alternative account December 15, 2023

Goon

Someone who doesn't think before they speak

The gripper is a goon

by Hahahhax1 November 19, 2019

Goon

to Goon someone is to clown them, or hate on them

alex so gooned sam. that guy is such a goon.

by gooners April 21, 2011