Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug. by Bigbirdza1 January 30, 2021
Get the Belle Dolphinmug. by maddi (the farm girl) April 21, 2022
Get the pe dolphinmug. When dolphining hump somebody like they are about to get a long dick. Also known as dolphin dicking.
That man just ran up and dolphined so hard it is a rape case. They got caught dolphining and were charged with sexual harassment. Dolphin rape and dolphin dicking is illegal.
by Long dick dolphin April 2, 2021
Get the Dolphin rapemug. by caribou101 October 15, 2020
Get the riding dolphinsmug. that person is a really good dolphin
by anonymous.dolphin June 23, 2021
Get the dolphinmug. by dicks9000 September 11, 2018
Get the Dolphin showermug.