by Tommy 420 January 18, 2019
Get the 50 shades of down sydromemug. your bitch and you stand back to front she then puts a cork in her vagina queefz it out into your open ass hole and sucks it out
by Ryan (vagina munger) Meara April 18, 2007
Get the 50s James Bondmug. Big bad ass looking pistol made in Israel, you can get a .357, .40, .44, .45, or .50 AE.
This gun is one of the most powerful handguns.
This gun is one of the most powerful handguns.
A .50 AE Desert Eagle can shoot your head CLEAN off your shoulders, don't wanna mess with anyone that has one.
by Max Killian May 19, 2006
Get the .50 AE Desert Eaglemug. Setting: Mcdonalds
James: "I think I will get that Ticket Number 50"
Mike: "Yea, I will go with the Angus Beef Burger too"
James: "I think I will get that Ticket Number 50"
Mike: "Yea, I will go with the Angus Beef Burger too"
by hahhahahajjjjppppyoo May 1, 2010
Get the Ticket Number 50mug. 21. Men like women to be into the same things they are into, but don't pretend to be Into the same things. Women don't expect men to like doing nails.
22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.
26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.
26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
Get the 50 facts about menmug. person 1: i was very tired and went to sleep so i grabbed me a soda in the fridge, then thought "ill just go to sleep"
...and then i found 50 dollars
person 2: nice! what did u do with it?
person 1: i spent it.
...and then i found 50 dollars
person 2: nice! what did u do with it?
person 1: i spent it.
by wowtf June 12, 2010
Get the and then i found 50 dollarsmug.