Cow house

that's where cow's live

look over there! it's a cow house

by 058err March 24, 2011

Grumpy Cow

verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.

I treated my wife to a grumpy cow last night.

by westwardHo April 28, 2019

Cow poop

when a cow shits while having buttsex

Person: I just saw some cow poop...
Dumbass: What bullshit.

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 15, 2017

Hill cow

Very special cows the live on a hill whose front legs are shorter than your back legs so when they eat their food will digest properly

That Hill cows going to die he's facing downhill and can't eat

by stonedefiance December 26, 2020

keys cow

it means ur a susi baka

u are keys cow (susi baka)

by Meme Glory August 17, 2021

poor cow

Typical a British phrase poor cow means feeling sympathy towards someone you don’t like

Oh did you hear what happened to Amy that poor cow

by LexiBabes June 7, 2018

long cow

Our Lord and Savior. Long Cow was the one who created the universe and everything on it. The most accurate representation of Long Cow is shown in one of William Henry Davis' paintings called 'prize cow'. The painting depicts Long Cow in the form he was at when he achieved moksha. This form was known as the 'true form' by his worshippers. The four gods under him; Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Polish Toilet and Sans are the ones who preached the religion all across the planet earth. Recently however, Long Cow has disappeared. It is theorized that the reason for his disappearance is because of his disappointment in humanity after watching a music video by dream called 'Mask'. Long Cow is often confused for Polish cow. In reality, Polish Cow is Long Cow's alternate form.

Person A: Oh great Long Cow Sama, please forgive me for my sins. Amen.
Long Cow: ok.

by Euro-kun July 28, 2021