text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)

Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)

by Kayleon December 4, 2013

text pretend

Pretending to be with another person via text, while being geographically separated.

John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.

Samantha: You mean text pretend?

by Bryck April 19, 2014

Text turn

To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.

I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.

by 161455 March 8, 2015

Text crush

Person in real life who’s personality has been altered into someone better because of electronic messaging.

Friend: So who do you have a crush on?
Me: No one, really.
Friend: Oh, come on! There 'ought to be someone.
Me: Well, I have a text crush on this guy. He is a total jerk, but for some reason when I text him he is a totally different person.

by Amethyst Bandel September 4, 2016

Text Limbo

That awkward moment when you and your friend start saying something over chat at the same time, but stop in order to see what the other person will say. Silence will ensue.

Fred Larraby: Talking to my friend right now over text.

Krishna Patel: What is he saying?

Fred Larraby: I don't know, he was texting something, then I wanted to say something, but he stopped. Now I'm waiting for him to say something, I guess this is text limbo.

Fred Larraby's Friend: What was he saying!?

by Wustah August 11, 2016

text hunny

When two people are 'dating', but they only ever text each other. They tell everyone that they're together, but are never go out, talk or do anything together.

Often seen in younger kids that don't know what a relationship is, or just idiots.

Girl A: Jack and are really dating!
Girl B: No, he's just your text hunny

by Clyde the pac-man ghost August 6, 2016

Text vibe

Your emotional feelings coming out via text message

The text vibe is strong from this conversation

by addictedx2u May 21, 2016