jib tech warrior

slang term used to describe people who stay up for days on crystal meth and tech out, doing stuff like taking things apart into little tiny pieces, drawing intricate designs, obsessively cleaning or performing other repetitive and pointless tasks with an intensity that is typical of meth users.

He's techin out again with the rest of the warriors.

This town is full of jib tech warriors

by littlerudegirl November 10, 2008

Microsoft Tech Support

A middle-aged man named Vihaan, greets you with the phrase, "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"

Me: Hi, I got this message and it says to call you.
Vihaan: "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Me: *hangs up*

by XDhobo June 10, 2019

Linus Tech Tips

When you drop something mostly if it is expensive
often refered to as LTT

oh I linus Tech Tips this RTX 2080 ti
oh sorry man, i LTT'd your Phone

by NurMu March 16, 2020

Indian Tech Support

It's just like the title says. Horribly made and retarded.

I called up the Indian Tech Support and they called me a faggot.

by SnuggleBuddies June 5, 2017

microsoft tech support

a kid named tahim

Kid1: My computer won't turn on!
Microsoft Tech Support: Hello my name is Tahim how may I help you?

by RyanTheKid March 31, 2017

Texas Tech Bellringer

One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.

Dude, my coworker, Mr. Rasmussen, lives by himself. I bet he's a Texas Tech Bellringer.

by Mr. H December 27, 2007

Louisiana Tech University

Louisiana Tech is a Tier 1 national university - the only Tier 1 national university in the nine-member University of Louisiana System. Louisiana Tech conducts research with ongoing projects funded by agencies such as NASA, the National Institutes of Health, the National Science Foundation, and the Department of Defense. Louisiana Tech was ranked 13th nationally in affordability for in-state students and 25th nationally for out-of-state students.

Louisiana Tech is sadly not as well known nor as big as LSU, but that's no reason to count us out. We have an exemplary engineering and science program. Additionally, we are currently (as of Feb 2013) the only university to offer a degree in Cyber Engineering.

Let's be honest. We're waaaaay better than ULM.

Person 1: LaTech is a bunch-a redneck hipsters!
Person 2: I'm sorry, good sir? Are you from ULM?
Person 1: Yeah, so?
Person 2: You poor, poor soul. I understand you wish you were as cool as us who attend the humble Louisiana Tech University. May you study in peace.

by MissTheAsp February 24, 2013