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Take a Trump

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone
by Lockhimup January 27, 2019
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To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.
At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."
by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010
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Taking a Vick

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work
McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"
by J-Blacky April 6, 2014
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Take it to a two

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?
by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010
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take a toll

Clarke says his team could have lasted another 15 days before fatigue would have begun to take a toll.

Does a drink or two take a toll on my energy?
by anonymous December 14, 2021
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take issue with

A more unusual way of saying that the speaker would like to say that something is bothering them.
You know I must take issue with that you call all sparkling wine Champagne, Champagne comes specifically from the french wine region named Champagne, all sparkling wines are therefore not necessarily Champagne.
by Earl of Warwick August 1, 2017
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take a loop

Is taking a crap. Hey Patrick I have to drop by the house and take a loop.
Hey, give me minute I have to take a loop.
by Chasedog1 September 15, 2019
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