by LexiBabes June 7, 2018
Get the poor cowmug. Our Lord and Savior. Long Cow was the one who created the universe and everything on it. The most accurate representation of Long Cow is shown in one of William Henry Davis' paintings called 'prize cow'. The painting depicts Long Cow in the form he was at when he achieved moksha. This form was known as the 'true form' by his worshippers. The four gods under him; Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Polish Toilet and Sans are the ones who preached the religion all across the planet earth. Recently however, Long Cow has disappeared. It is theorized that the reason for his disappearance is because of his disappointment in humanity after watching a music video by dream called 'Mask'. Long Cow is often confused for Polish cow. In reality, Polish Cow is Long Cow's alternate form.
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
Get the long cowmug. verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.
by westwardHo April 28, 2019
Get the Grumpy Cowmug. by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 15, 2017
Get the Cow poopmug. Very special cows the live on a hill whose front legs are shorter than your back legs so when they eat their food will digest properly
by stonedefiance December 26, 2020
Get the Hill cowmug. 