Limp fish handshake

To give a weak handshake.

This guy looks unconfident. He has a limp fish handshake.

by potap April 21, 2010

3 way handshake

When three men stand in a circle and jerk off the gentleman to their right.

Why does it take 3 networking guys to install a switch? These guys are so lazy. With all three of them in the network closet like that, I'll bet they are giving each other a 3 way handshake.

by Sure, Not March 18, 2014

Iron Range Handshake

Having intercourse doggystyle whilst lodging your thumb into her anus.

While riding my girlfriend doggystyle, she asked for the Iron Range Handshake.
I gladly obliged!

by Jose 22 June 8, 2018

Aunt Jemima handshake

When you rub poop on your hands and give someone a handshake.

Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**

by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010

Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.

Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!

by Epstein's Mom May 28, 2020

The Jersey Handshake

After you are done having anal sex and before you've blown your load, you pull out and have the girl finish you off with a hand job. The end result is that the girls hand is covered in crap and cum, like most Jersian-ites. . . inians, what ever the hell you call them. And, most importantly, you got your nut in a very unusual, exciting way.

E.G " Dude, I was fucking that chick last night and I got her to give me The Jersey Handshake!"

P.J.P " I LOVE GIVING THOSE. . . i mean getting them."

by Dr. Edward Garcia October 17, 2008

Hong Kong handshake

Occurs when you are trying to pass a person on a crowded sidewalk and are accidentally hit in the junk by their hand on the backswing.

I would have been here sooner but some fat lady gave me a Hong Kong handshake on the corner of 34th St and I had to sit down for a minute.

by Noahtorious August 20, 2008