Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.

My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.

by DanBootAss August 24, 2011

Hoe's Beast

An extremely slutty or easy girl that jumps from man to man to feel important and wanted when in reality is just a hoe that cant shut her legs.

"Just because i've been so freaky with you doesn't make me a some sort of Hoe's Beast."

by MissSmith January 4, 2012

silly beast

when something is not doing what its supposed to do

or

when something is not really designed to do something

1. twitter is a silly beast for writing essays

2. the old jukebox is a silly beast for reliability

3. the Tasmanian Tiger is a silly beast for surviving in the wild

by joelpj April 12, 2010

Beast Egg

Another word for animal poop.

I went into my backyard to clean up my dog's beast egg.

by chiads January 19, 2010

Whistle Beast

A obese woman in West Texas with a rediqulously high self esteem. Average (230 lbs +) Usually surrounded by slightly attractive women. (5-7s). Also known to have superb cock blocking abilities.

Damn the two girls over by the bar are hot, but their friend is a fucking whistle beast.

by xHypeBeast January 20, 2013

Beast Simp

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.

My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

beast money

An unexpected or planned purchase that costs an unusually large amount.

That ticket be costing me some beast money!

WTF this hotel be chargin beast money for they rooms!

by 1qwkdsm August 20, 2009